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Driverless Cars Suck

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The future is here!  Robotic cars are on the roads and… driverless cars suck.  No, not the robots themselves.  Unlike you, they can text and drive without any problems.  It’s the humans on the road that suck around the robotic cars.  They get all stupid – well, stupider than usual – trying to figure out how the magic car is running.  I’m going to go ahead and develop a robotic car app that activates the horn, flips off the stupid human driver in the next car and broadcasts a pre-recorded message that says something along the lines of “Learn to drive, asshole!”  I’m going to make a killing.



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