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Saturday Night Live Sucks
Well, duh. SNL stopped being funny sometime when I was in college approximately a million years ago. But Rich Burke writing to the Jacksonville Daily News wants all godfearing Christians to know that...
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Law School Sucks
The worst thing about Tucker Max telling me that law school sucks, is that I’m hearing it now… after having gone to law school. Frankly, law school itself doesn’t suck. It is like summer camp with...
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The Oscars Suck
This is only the first in what promises to be a weekend full of people complaining about everything and everyone in Hollywood. Deadspin gets a jump on the Academy Awards by giving you a fairly...
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Seinfeld Sucks
This is about 10 years too late, but College Humor is here to tell you all the reasons that Seinfeld sucks. The best part is that it is couched in a very clever defense of Lena Dunham’s tour-de-farce,...
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Bridezillas Sucks
Simon Akam writes for Slate about why Bridezillas sucks. He’s got nothing against the show, except for its name. What he’s really got it in for isn’t a TV show at all, but portmanteaus, and their...
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Oz the Great and Powerful Sucks
Elisabeth Rappe at Film.com wishes she could click her heels three times and make a house fall out of the sky on top of James Franco because “Oz the Great and Powerful” sucks. Leaving aside the fact...
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Boston Sucks
Hamilton Nolan over at Gawker wants to put a very fine point on a recent article from The Onion: Boston sucks. For some reason, someone at The Boston Globe decided it would be a great idea to try to...
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Streetlights Suck
Amy Shira Teitel writes for Discover Magazine about why your street lamps suck, Ben Franklin. Upward facing lights are blotting out the stars, people! This is a serious thing! In fact, it could be...
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Acknowledgements Suck
Noreen Malone writes for the New Republic that excessive acknowledgements by authors suck. You know it is a slow day in the world when someone’s gratitude is significant enough to garner negative...
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Driverless Cars Suck
The future is here! Robotic cars are on the roads and… driverless cars suck. No, not the robots themselves. Unlike you, they can text and drive without any problems. It’s the humans on the road...
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